Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.  The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.  He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.  What are you doing?'  

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.   For all I know you could start at any moment.   I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:    

Never argue with a woman who reads.  It's likely she can also think.


That's funny, that's just funny!  I'm still laughen'! 


I'd love to find the time, a spare moment to read a book.  Not too long ago, I tried it, taken' time to read a book I mean.  I told Josh to watch the boys and that I was going to take a bath "all by myself".  I grabbed a book, sat in a nice hot bath, so nice!  My first paragraph was peaceful!  Then I started reading the second paragraph and it was all over from there!  First Jayden came in because he had an argument with Dominic and then Keegan needed a drink of water and couldn't reach a cup out of the cupboard then they left the door open and soon the baby was standing up beside the tub splashing his hand in the water.  I tried so hard to ignore it, I tried so hard to pretend I was going to have a moment to myself and then I gave up!  Really, someone get Keegan a cup for a drink, Dominic and Jayden; unless there are wounds, solve it.  Come on, there is another bath tub at the other end of the house Josh, let Khail splash in the water in that tub, sigh.  Oh, well, someday!